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crazyarsedfly
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1169
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About crazyarsedfly : Never sure what to write here. I like to laugh, hence my being here.

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
576 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9720) - you deserved it (40032) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37430) - you deserved it (1945)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (3583)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19243) - you deserved it (2564)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (203453) - you deserved it (59403)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (471067) - you deserved it (584925)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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