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crazyarsedfly
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1274
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About crazyarsedfly : Never sure what to write here. I like to laugh, hence my being here.

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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582 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11631) - you deserved it (51478) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39799) - you deserved it (2059)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23064) - you deserved it (3190)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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