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crazyarsedfly
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1000
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About crazyarsedfly : Never sure what to write here. I like to laugh, hence my being here.

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Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (12053) - you deserved it (784)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (23531) - you deserved it (2803)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (17650) - you deserved it (2378)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)