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Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53095) - you deserved it (9162)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I went into the men's restroom an started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man . As he zipped up an walked away he said to me "Don't worry it'll grow."

#20663182
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42002) - you deserved it (4071)

On 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm - health - by DrewK (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

#20642182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51273) - you deserved it (4442)

On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, an I was hungry. The snack were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheeto hanging loose, so I paid 4 them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML

#20576079
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35518) - you deserved it (9125)

On 04/05/2013 at 12:34pm - money - by Z'ev - United States (New York)

Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML

#20558527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (5906)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
211 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (10376)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I Sat On Ma Own Testiclesile Aving A Serious An Tenderly Sweet Discussion Wit Ma Fiancée About Our Future Togeter. We Were Bot Crying, But For Very Different Reasons. Real FML

#20433657
71 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 6:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. mega FML

#20132231
79 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 12:37am - health - by allison_fishing - United States

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today I Saw A Group Of Attractive Guys At The Mall. One Of Them Looked Exactly Like A Friend, So I Decided To Take A Picture. Trying To Be Discreet, I Put Mah Phone Up To Mah Ear As If I Was Making A Phone Call, And Pressed The Capture Button. The Flash Went Off. FML

#18114247
113 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I looool got out of mah car and went to get her insurance details only 4 her mother to get out and up in mah face screaming at me to "Get back in yur fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
201 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, marks the fourth straight night that mah girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. fat FML

#18061589
231 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today... I Went To The Movies. I Was Seatd Next To A Womanho Talkd Through The Film An Said: "Awwww" Every Time She Saw A Primate. I Went To See 'Rise Of Planet Of The Apes'. FML

#17527301
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34475) - you deserved it (2828)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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