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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34132) - you deserved it (2546)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:49am - love - by TanjinaRubbaiyat (woman) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

#6804423
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I agree, your life sucks (27591) - you deserved it (9433)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by NotSoSexy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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