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crashtest1205
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1605
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14029) - you deserved it (47977)

On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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178 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42037) - you deserved it (11667)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:41pm - work - by bdawg923 (man) - United States (New York)

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