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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1831
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

#3112345
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16807) - you deserved it (67428)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

#1845707
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54596) - you deserved it (27700)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

#1068515
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52867) - you deserved it (9843)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML



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