About crash819 : Hey I'm Ian, I play soccer, like to hang out with friends, play video games, and consider myself nice the majority of the time. If you wanna know anything else just message me I guess.
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by Anonymous / 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
by anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 2:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 10:54am / China (Jiangsu) / Health
by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous
Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML
by Not_you17 / 09/09/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Georgia) / Money
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 / 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ellencrazee / 08/13/2011 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Animals
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 10:12am / United States / Money