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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2193
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

#15566356
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25297) - you deserved it (2696)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML

#15565101
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (7332)

On 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

#15562306
182 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

#15560362
170 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
118 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

#13038261
125 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

#13036561
135 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
275 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

#12869426
129 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML

#12866112
126 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 3:25am - health - by coyote - Japan

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

#12861680
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (3930)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:31pm - health - by jodulieu - Sent from mobile version



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