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crankyinthemorn
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1984 (27 years)
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  • Number of comments : 46
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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11454) - you deserved it (2158)

On 01/04/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by sore - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17883) - you deserved it (3902)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:28am - health - by i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming (man) - United States (California)