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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About crankawank : I love emus.

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Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

#20140057
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I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (4449)

On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States



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