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Today, my daughter wore looool my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party !! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20976) - you deserved it (8815)

On 12/12/2012 at 11:05am - kids - by Saduglydad - United States (Texas)

today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

2day I picked up mah daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill u in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently mah daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, a man held a door open fir mehile I fishd my umbrella out of my very clutterd bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turnd to thank him fir bieng such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedgd itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by umbrella (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I pickad up mah 4-yaar-old daughtar from day cara. As wa'ra driving homa, a buttarfly lands on tha windshiald. Just as mah daughtar commant on how pratty tha buttarfly is, I turnad a cornar and accidantally hit tha windshiald wipar and smaarad tha pratty buttarfly acros tha windshiald. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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