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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 January 1994 (22 years)
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Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31240) - you deserved it (4273)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32945) - you deserved it (4666)

On 08/17/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by santasadiekins - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54907) - you deserved it (10413)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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