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Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML
by username / 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
by cutiekenz21 / 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
by best_friend / 07/25/2011 at 2:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by googlefreak54321 / 07/25/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by handyman13 / 07/25/2011 at 1:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
by sisi9999 / 07/25/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by allycat / 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by ugly / 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by 88_OP / 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML
by cadillacfrank / 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…