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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58938) - you deserved it (2952)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43365) - you deserved it (7854)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

#17370031
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (3785)

On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10160) - you deserved it (122265)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

#17366329
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12775) - you deserved it (51150)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm - misc - by meganridner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11135) - you deserved it (77360)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

#17364695
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9200) - you deserved it (48467)

On 08/04/2011 at 6:19am - kids - by Bobsaget00 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

#17362990
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36442) - you deserved it (12487)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48181) - you deserved it (3253)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47582) - you deserved it (3077)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12211) - you deserved it (26898)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

#17355866
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15369) - you deserved it (30653)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by Alohaporno (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

#17355193
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15307) - you deserved it (40471)

On 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (36001)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55129) - you deserved it (10387)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)



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