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by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
by Joe / 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by meganridner / 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Bobsaget00 / 08/04/2011 at 6:19am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by laughingflame / 08/04/2011 at 2:00am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by SydIsPrettyCool / 08/04/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Alohaporno / 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Username / 08/03/2011 at 10:33am / United States / Intimacy
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…