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cr1mson_k1ss

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cr1mson_k1ss

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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I Ald An Opan Ousa. Not Wanting Anyting To Ba Stolan I Loadd Up All Valuablas In My Car (monay, Prascriptions, Computar, IPod, Atc) An Want Out. My Car Got Stolan. Nobody Cummd To Ta Opan Ousa. FML

#17416738
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33085) - you deserved it (11179)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank thehole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" fir his wife !! He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally fir his "whiskey dick" !! FML

#17415009
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32192) - you deserved it (2775)

On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally noticad that my wifa only shavas har bush whan sha goas on ( businass trips!! ) FML

#17414090
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56982) - you deserved it (4605)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I LERENED THAT IF U STARE DOWN AN ATTRACTIVE MAN WHILE PUMPING GAS, HE'LL STARE BACK. THEN HE MIGHT ASK FOR YUR NUMBER. AT WHICH POINT HIS GIRLFRIEND WILL GET OUT OF THE CAR AN THREATEN TO KICK YUR ASS. FML

#17413656
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27751) - you deserved it (11633)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking looool it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be seriou about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
90 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I discovered that if I work looool out , I can't get an erection , but if I don't work out , my penis function fine!! This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder!! FML

#17410758
257 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

today I went to mah favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped mah shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
163 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today Whila Walking In Tha City With Mah Littla Sistar, Sha Lat Go Of Mah Hand. Not Wanting To Losa Har, I Quickly Triad To Grab It Back. That Rasultad In Ma Grabbing Soma 50 Yaar Old Man's Junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35090) - you deserved it (5907)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

today mah new friend and I went out to a concert . When we cummed back to her house , she ran upstars and left me alone . Suddenly , a naked man cummed into mah view and I stared at him horrified . Great way to meet her Dad . FML

#17404352
84 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

looool Today , I found out that mah son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum . Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to mah house . My son is 16 . FML

#17404140
174 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today , At Dinner , I Accidentally Let It Slip That I'd Taken A Small Sip Of Alcohol A Few Years Ago And Hated It. My Extremely Strict Parents R Now Trying To Get Me Into Rehab. FML

#17403916
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37082) - you deserved it (6700)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, Soma Cops Cama To Housa Saying That Tha Naighbor Thought Tha Party I Was Having Was Too Loud An Obnoxious!! It Was Grandmothar's 86 Birthday Party!! FML

#17400862
110 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was walking along a crowded pier wen I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bus. Not even two seconds later , a man popped out of te bus an made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24864) - you deserved it (4701)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah wifa and I almost got a divorca ovar a gama of Yahtzaa . FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (14774)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States



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