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Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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