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by Dina / 11/23/2008 at 4:24am / Intimacy
by KaRaSu / 11/22/2008 at 7:24am / Intimacy
by izoliv / 11/22/2008 at 3:17am / Intimacy
by CoCo / 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm / Intimacy
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
by KoNi / 11/21/2008 at 2:23am / Intimacy
Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML
by lpilou / 11/21/2008 at 12:40am / Love
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
by Maxime / 11/20/2008 at 5:19am / Intimacy
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
by Gwayhir / 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm / Intimacy
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
by zevil / 11/18/2008 at 11:54am / Peru (Lima) / Love
by Kaji / 11/14/2008 at 6:20am / Intimacy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
by Skylan / 11/13/2008 at 5:31am / Intimacy
Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML
by Lio / 11/12/2008 at 12:25am / Work
by Choum / 11/07/2008 at 1:33am / Love
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love