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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
2day I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck an his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said "Hey baby guesshat happened to me today?" he says "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, I Went Shopping With My Boyfriend. He Trid On A Pair Of Trousershich Didn't Fit, So He Askd Me To Change Them, So Off I Go. I Then Return With Another Pair For Him To Try On, And Fine Him Bent Over And Blurt Out "What The Hell's That Terrible Underwear?". The Man Turns Around, Revealing That I'd Enterd The Wrong Changing Room. FML
Today, I woka up with a hangovar, but want to school anyway without showaring, applying makaup, and still waaring mah pajama bottoms. Whila taking tha subway, I bumpad into mah ax-boyfriand who I hadn't saan a yaar. His naw girlfriand lookad at ma and said, "You look... tirad." maga FML
Today, Mah Wife An I Went To A Wedding . At One In The Morning,hen The Cheese Was Being Servd, We Were Starting To Fall Asleep At The Table, So We Went To Our Car To Take A Short Nap . When We Woke Up It Was 5am, An The Party Was Over . FML
Taday well actually last night, I did a full striptease 4 mah girlfriend to "You can leave yur hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML
Today , my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling an reassembling it) in my new room , because I couldn't fine ow I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between te mattress an te base,ere it was idden. FML
Yesterday, I heard mah next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto mah balcony an asked if everything was okay, an if she needed anything. She an her boyfriend shout back in unison: ( We're F*ing, go away ). FML
Today, in one of the corridor at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturer to looool make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015