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cr1mson_k1ss
  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 18765
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

#14095
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (4889)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72976) - you deserved it (15863)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

#7338
30 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 5:56am - animals - by Mith (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
70 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

#4119
40 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

#2840
43 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I go. I then return with another pair for him to try on, and find him bent over and blurt out "What the hell's that terrible underwear?". The man turns around, revealing that I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

#2607
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On 01/26/2009 at 5:09am - love - by Harmonia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
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On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

#721
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On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
185 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
116 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

#464
16 comments

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On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
88 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
16 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
45 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version



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