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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
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2day I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck an his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said "Hey baby guesshat happened to me today?" he says "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

#2840
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On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Went Shopping With My Boyfriend. He Trid On A Pair Of Trousershich Didn't Fit, So He Askd Me To Change Them, So Off I Go. I Then Return With Another Pair For Him To Try On, And Fine Him Bent Over And Blurt Out "What The Hell's That Terrible Underwear?". The Man Turns Around, Revealing That I'd Enterd The Wrong Changing Room. FML

#2607
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On 01/26/2009 at 5:09am - love - by Harmonia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woka up with a hangovar, but want to school anyway without showaring, applying makaup, and still waaring mah pajama bottoms. Whila taking tha subway, I bumpad into mah ax-boyfriand who I hadn't saan a yaar. His naw girlfriand lookad at ma and said, "You look... tirad." maga FML

#1930
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On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Wife An I Went To A Wedding . At One In The Morning,hen The Cheese Was Being Servd, We Were Starting To Fall Asleep At The Table, So We Went To Our Car To Take A Short Nap . When We Woke Up It Was 5am, An The Party Was Over . FML

#721
42 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

Today My Mistress Calld My Wife On The Phone. FML

#524
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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MA WIFE, IN ER MAGNIFICENT WEDDING DRESS, AD ER PERIOD DURING TE CEREMONY. HOW DID I FIND OUT? TE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DID. FML

#505
119 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, the grl I've been hitting on for month on MSN an that I'm about to meet told me "I know u are in love, an u know I'm not" . Erm, no, I didn't know . big fat FML

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On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, Ma Grlfriend Told Me Tat I Was Rrationally Jealous. I’ve Just Lerent Tat Se As A Website Were Se Masturbates In Front Of A Webcam. FML

#426
92 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Taday well actually last night, I did a full striptease 4 mah girlfriend to "You can leave yur hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today , my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling an reassembling it) in my new room , because I couldn't fine ow I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between te mattress an te base,ere it was idden. FML

#405
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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

2day I haven't had sex for so long that mah condom have gone off. Fml

#404
53 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, I heard mah next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto mah balcony an asked if everything was okay, an if she needed anything. She an her boyfriend shout back in unison: ( We're F*ing, go away ). FML

#398
34 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was Performing The Classic 69 Position With My Girlfriend. I Wasn't Able To Control It : I Fartd Right Into Her Nose. FML

#391
114 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was looking fir a magazine in mah mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex . Apparently, mah mother likes anal, oral, and mah dad's cock is bent . Nauseous . FML

#386
34 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, in one of the corridor at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturer to looool make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
20 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version



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