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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

#254929
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20124) - you deserved it (50390)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

#122895
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45886) - you deserved it (4744)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

#115837
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44509) - you deserved it (9908)

On 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by hey-o (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (14785)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276329) - you deserved it (60164)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47152) - you deserved it (11939)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42374) - you deserved it (18608)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14357) - you deserved it (155329)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47115) - you deserved it (8228)

On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

#14095
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31338) - you deserved it (5626)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78741) - you deserved it (17267)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

#7338
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13271) - you deserved it (14729)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:56am - animals - by Mith (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10038) - you deserved it (55174)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

#4119
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24737) - you deserved it (4945)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)



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