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cr1mson_k1ss's favorite FMLs
Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML
by hey-o / 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
by GD / 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by girlmeetsworld / 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Sandra / 02/18/2009 at 9:15am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by Dulieu / 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by oops / 02/09/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML
by dinosaur / 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
by Noname / 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML
by Mith / 02/04/2009 at 5:56am / Poland (Wielkopolskie) / Animals
by Noname / 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by fuckit / 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
by fthis / 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I go. I then return with another pair for him to try on, and find him bent over and blurt out "What the hell's that terrible underwear?". The man turns around, revealing that I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
by Harmonia / 01/26/2009 at 5:09am / Love
- Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is… Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his… Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw…