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by noway / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / Singapore / Intimacy
by teeth / 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by elvisfreak5446 / 08/10/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by donny31459 / 08/10/2011 at 10:44am / United States (Michigan) / Money
by MaydayManic / 08/10/2011 at 9:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by TheKunitzShow14 / 08/10/2011 at 3:22am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, our AC broke. It's 98 degrees inside the house. My parents will be staying at a 5 star resort until the repairman can come to fix the unit in 6 days. They made me stay home to make sure the plants survive. FML
by Username / 08/10/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by thatfatkid / 08/10/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML
by auntoftheyear / 08/10/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
by Zoe Avila / 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm / United States / Animals
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by pizzaface / 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MrOh / 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
by the2girls / 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
by Lauren / 08/09/2011 at 9:48am / Australia (South Australia) / Work