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About cowsgomooatyou : I was born on Christmas Day and that's why Jesus loves me ;) I used to play basketball when I was young and now I'm just a full time BFG.

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Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 12:15am - health - by RazorBumps (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML


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