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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5597
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was riding in tha car with my boyfriand. Whila ha was driving, I hald out my hand as an offar fir him to hold it. Instaad, ha grabs ma by tha wrist an shova my hand down his pants. Lovaly. FML

#3890479
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44368) - you deserved it (18265)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (221113) - you deserved it (14006)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts . According to mah waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count" . FML

#3879305
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49408) - you deserved it (4217)

On 07/19/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I woke up feeling a tingling sensation on ma testicles. I enjoyd it 4 a few seconds , ten trew off te covers. Looks like tere ave been cockroaces in ma bd. FML

#3852842
129 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by fartypeepee (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, I awoke to mah husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back fir the past few nights, an have complained of a looool "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46179) - you deserved it (6498)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was Walking Down The Street An While Stoppd At A Light, This Old Man Wavd At Me. Thinking Nothing Of It, I Walkd Through A Parking Lot To Get To Where I Was Going, Where He Not Only Followd Me, But Mistook Me 4 A Prostitute. It Was 5pm. FML

#3831265
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36770) - you deserved it (7653)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by ohman (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today my neigbor confessed to me tat e was omopobic an regrets tat is family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining ow muc e would ate to ave a gay cild. I spent two ours last nigt convincing is son tat it was te rigt ting to tell is family e was gay. FML

#3776929
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52927) - you deserved it (4930)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I was in te gas station and I saw tis creepy lady staring at me and smiling. Se just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let er know tat I saw er staring at me. Finally I decidd to confront te woman... turns out te overly appy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

#3763600
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13285) - you deserved it (62200)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

I WAS EATING A CROISSANT. AFTER EATING HALF OF IT AN ABOUT TO TAKE ANOTHER BITE, A SPIDER CRAWLD OUT OF ONE OF THE HOLES OF FLAKY DELICIOUSNESS AN DESCENDD DOWN A THREAD OF WEB TO THE TABLE, WHERE IT SCUDDLD AWAY. THERE WAS A WHOLE FAMILY OF THEM LIVING IN THERE. FML

#3755395
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57002) - you deserved it (3522)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it an when they finally left I went by the table to pick up mah tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

#3729416
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55044) - you deserved it (6421)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:04pm - work - by Nick (woman) - United States (Arizona)

I spend two ours inside a bar talking about ow I never worry about my boyfriend ceating on me wen e travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to ave suc a great relationsip. Wen we all decidd to go out on te patio for a smoke, we saw im making out wit someone else. FML

#3723359
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55296) - you deserved it (9520)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States



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