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cornyrob
  • Town/Country : Corpus Christi, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1966 (47 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26736) - you deserved it (2346)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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On 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by fucklife - United States (District of Columbia)



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