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cornyrob's favorite FMLs
by CloroxDoggo / 11/23/2016 at 7:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Wheresthecreamfilling / 11/03/2016 at 2:03am / Intimacy
by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work
by kpjc / 10/20/2016 at 8:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
by macguy / 10/20/2016 at 10:25am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
by hikingtospace / 10/04/2016 at 11:25am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by nicetoknow / 09/26/2016 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by NoJob / 09/24/2016 at 2:41am / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Work
Today, I bought a friendship bracelet. I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that I don't actually have a friend to give the other half to, or that I'm actually wearing one of them so it looks like I have friends. FML
by very very lonely / 09/24/2016 at 12:18am / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
by HairToStay / 09/19/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2016 at 8:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by bish_wut / 09/10/2016 at 4:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous