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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 February 1966 (49 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 591
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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cornyrob's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML

#21432890
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22958) - you deserved it (3942)

On 06/27/2015 at 3:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML

#21423584
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24684) - you deserved it (2492)

On 06/09/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by Really - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

#21423486
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24146) - you deserved it (1610)

On 06/09/2015 at 6:30pm - misc - by I-love-my-tea - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30168) - you deserved it (3314)

On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

#21374151
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (2545)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:52pm - health - by minty - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML

#21373611
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34875) - you deserved it (2752)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

#21358633
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31800) - you deserved it (2068)

On 02/18/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by breyn (woman) - United States

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

#21335669
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28865) - you deserved it (2662)

On 01/12/2015 at 9:36am - work - by Tired - United States (California)

Today, I was t-boned and my truck was rendered useless. I was given a ticket even though the man who hit me ran a red light. Why? Because there was dirt on my license plate. FML

#21322311
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32735) - you deserved it (2840)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:22pm - misc - by killerxdeagles - United States (Kansas)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35421) - you deserved it (6549)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

#21314459
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33612) - you deserved it (3846)

On 12/09/2014 at 2:15pm - kids - by Amore (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

#21309908
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28092) - you deserved it (3775)

On 12/02/2014 at 2:52am - kids - by xmassmasher - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks like my ex. FML

Today, while walking home with my mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelled at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that. FML

#21308349
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30011) - you deserved it (2729)

On 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31875) - you deserved it (3568)

On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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