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Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

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On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)



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