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TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day mah grlfriand cummd up to ma an told ma wa would navar do anything saxual in our ralationship. Sha said I was too adorabla to taka sariously in bd. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)



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