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cornedbeef2016

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 580
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cornedbeef2016 : Live in country, hate bad parents, hate Obama!!!

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cornedbeef2016's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

by Thatslife / 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Intimacy