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cornedbeef2016
  • Town/Country : Topeka, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cornedbeef2016 : Live in country, hate bad parents, hate Obama!!!

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Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31528) - you deserved it (15681)

On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91088) - you deserved it (6397)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38930) - you deserved it (6656)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)



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