About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?
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by Sunshine.0.ninja / 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Goody2shoes / 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm / India (Maharashtra) / Health
by Speedy / 07/20/2010 at 9:33am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Transportation
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
by Lana / 07/20/2010 at 8:43am / Austria (Wien) / Work
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
by 4fucksake / 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm / Ireland (Sligo) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
by thetalkingvagina / 06/09/2010 at 7:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by laurenraeee / 05/25/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/21/2010 at 8:07am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
by xxlexi_lovexx / 03/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by drsyl54 / 03/28/2010 at 5:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by drew_ar85 / 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
- Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next… Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to… Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was…