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corleon198425

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4566
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

#13810188
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23207) - you deserved it (2752)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

#13805419
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34106) - you deserved it (3538)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34755) - you deserved it (3480)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

#13685830
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32850) - you deserved it (4509)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

#13601704
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36036) - you deserved it (4221)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

Today, I was told that all the data on my laptop is unrecoverable after my hard drive crashed. I have been charged £300 for them to tell me this. Feeling sorry for myself, I wrapped myself up in a blanket and turned on my fan radiator as it's so cold... and promptly set my carpet on fire. FML

#13600670
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27006) - you deserved it (3391)

On 10/26/2010 at 9:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29735) - you deserved it (4511)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML

#13493861
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12642) - you deserved it (23889)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:39am - work - by andibartle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37280) - you deserved it (21470)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (8362)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (8362)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (8362)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

#13281816
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33559) - you deserved it (5853)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

#13269256
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (3921)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm - love - by dontask (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27198) - you deserved it (6109)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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