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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4745
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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TODAY,HILE IN MY DRAMA CLASS, MY CHARACTER IN A PLAY HAS TO QUICKLY JUMP UP OUT FROM HIS DESK . SOMEHOW, MY SHRT GOT CAUGHT ON THE DESK, RIPPING IT ALMOST COMPLETELY OFF IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE . FML

#13810188
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23197) - you deserved it (2880)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by me - United States

Today I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad!! No he cried on my shoulder 4 a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend!! He's been writing songs about wanting her back!! FML

#13805419
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34135) - you deserved it (3541)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
143 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I movd back in wit my parent in order to elp tem wit te mortgage, so tey don't lose te ouse tat as been in our family for tree generations. I also found out tat I now ave a curfew, an so does my usband an our 3 year old son. FML

#13685830
195 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 6 years . Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on . As soon he got it on, he came . I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again . He said, ( No thanks . I'm good . ) FML

#13601704
159 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

Today... I was told tat all ta data on my laptop is unracovarabla aftar my ard driva crasad. I ava baan cargad £300 4 tam to tall ma tis. Faaling sorry 4 mysalf... I wrappad mysalf up in a blankat and turnad on my fan radiator as it's so cold... and promptly sat my carpat on fira. FML

#13600670
41 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 9:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Yesterday , I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students , brothers named Harry and Potter. People , they're children , not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said ( Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you? ) The man on the other line said ( Don't u mean Old Town Cafe? ) Cafe Thirty was my old job . I now work at Old Town Cafe . The man on the other line was my boss . FML

#13493861
39 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 12:39am - work - by andibartle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (8365)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (8365)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

The Girlho I Was In Love With Fir Almost Seven Yeres Listed Me On Facebook As Her "Brother." FML

#13281816
223 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, the guy I've been crushing on 4 years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he looool threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

#13269256
75 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm - love - by dontask (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes , and found one labeld "Extreme Grl Nerd"!! With the wig , the glasses , and the buck-teeth , it lookd exactly lyk me!! FML

#13174458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (6111)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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