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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 September 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3533
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 27 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45795) - you deserved it (11764)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37322) - you deserved it (21710)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20912) - you deserved it (47920)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16387) - you deserved it (63557)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11142) - you deserved it (62947)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32992) - you deserved it (14652)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13941) - you deserved it (83075)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37623) - you deserved it (4416)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML

#15865508
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (3394)

On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (3216)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

#15381782
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18871) - you deserved it (61346)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (3345)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

#15250460
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34289) - you deserved it (6859)

On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

#15174288
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24616) - you deserved it (3560)

On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21127) - you deserved it (41370)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)



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