About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?
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Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by SallyGeen / 07/27/2011 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML
by John / 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work
by Hank Gummyworm / 06/16/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
by rileynautumn / 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Motionless / 05/26/2011 at 5:55am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Derek Lee / 05/22/2011 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Money
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…