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corleon198425

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corleon198425

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5492
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML

#17380808
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (2612)

On 08/05/2011 at 7:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34770) - you deserved it (3783)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

#17277146
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20768) - you deserved it (37521)

On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (4849)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39298) - you deserved it (5377)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (6534)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML

#16838939
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41783) - you deserved it (3007)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51362) - you deserved it (3619)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35843) - you deserved it (4091)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42860) - you deserved it (9257)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47004) - you deserved it (12001)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38524) - you deserved it (22139)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22213) - you deserved it (49626)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17131) - you deserved it (65570)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11392) - you deserved it (63732)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -



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