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corleon198425

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3775
  • Number of comments : 199
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 27 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40915) - you deserved it (15351)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
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I agree, your life sucks (7124) - you deserved it (26496)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (4574)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
94 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -



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