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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7530
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 30 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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corleon198425's favorite FMLs

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

by Daryll / 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

by none / 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

by jen / 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

by Hth / 01/15/2009 at 6:14am / United States (Delaware) / Love

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

by sampaloompy / 01/08/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

by Danno / 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

by Aintnosunshine / 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm / Love

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

by Gen / 12/17/2008 at 4:40am / Love

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

by hell! / 12/02/2008 at 3:27am / Intimacy

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

by Dothy / 11/17/2008 at 4:54am / France (Aquitaine) / Work

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

by Kat / 11/08/2008 at 2:51am / Work

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

by Choum / 11/07/2008 at 1:33am / Love

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

by LifeSucks / 10/29/2008 at 7:57am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

by aXel / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Animals