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corleon198425

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3937
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17624) - you deserved it (1930)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (7948)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41253) - you deserved it (5997)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41002) - you deserved it (15373)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7129) - you deserved it (26534)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28660) - you deserved it (4579)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36267) - you deserved it (5297)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58912) - you deserved it (3416)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45471) - you deserved it (7586)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -



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