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corleon198425

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corleon198425

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6187
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22608) - you deserved it (4115)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12251) - you deserved it (43882)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7000) - you deserved it (26191)

On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8366) - you deserved it (28094)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29345) - you deserved it (7743)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23087) - you deserved it (7046)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21500) - you deserved it (2286)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29572) - you deserved it (8896)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46044) - you deserved it (6639)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46002) - you deserved it (17227)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8493) - you deserved it (29928)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32686) - you deserved it (5040)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40493) - you deserved it (5828)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64171) - you deserved it (3806)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49895) - you deserved it (8129)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -



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