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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4747
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?

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Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I found out the guy that my grlfriend introducd as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid fir him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39301) - you deserved it (3605)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I cummd out to my father. He seemd to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. mega FML

#18825436
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (8509)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS SEXING IT UP WITH BOYFRIEND. HALFWAY THROUGH, HE LOOKD AT ME AN SAID, "Y'KNOWHAT U NEVER SEE IN A PORNO? INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION. READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?" HE WOULDN'T KEEP GOING UNTIL I ANSWERD. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (6359)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31357) - you deserved it (5034)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today , I flew to Dubai , en route to my new job in Afganistan. Bot of my bags were lost , my debit card was frozen in London , te next fligt was cancelled , and I can't get a otel room. I'm in te ricest city in world wit no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

#18665840
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (2607)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (2581)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43271) - you deserved it (9152)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, moter sold extensive Star Wars collection, and I crid wen I found out. I'm 46. fat FML

#18524241
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29475) - you deserved it (25685)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today... Mah Dad Took Me To The 'Super Butcher'. It's Basically A Warehouse Turnd Into A Giant... Walk-in Meat Freezer... Complete With Headless Pig Carcasses. I'm A Vegetarian. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, ( Why do you think I've been so often on top lately? ) big fat FML

#18472242
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32469) - you deserved it (8257)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today.. . ma girlfriend broke up wit meile placing er order . I work as a Drive-Tru casier at McDonalds . FML

#18421974
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31753) - you deserved it (4750)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (9370)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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