About corleon198425 : Live life have fun enjoy the things you have. we all make a difference in this world the question is how will you?
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corleon198425's favorite FMLs
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
by eakthegeek / 01/10/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Intimacy
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML
by EdwinOEF / 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Holidays
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Oja1 / 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by frostedmist / 12/14/2011 at 3:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by drummahboi99 / 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them… Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went… Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in…