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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1995 (19 years)
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About cooldude95 : I'm a cool dude that likes music, friends, and FML of course.

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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98650) - you deserved it (23092)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36304) - you deserved it (81059)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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