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cooldude95
  • Town/Country : Nowheresville, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 958
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cooldude95 : I'm a cool dude that likes music, friends, and FML of course.

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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92383) - you deserved it (21263)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34786) - you deserved it (79130)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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