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Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30909) - you deserved it (6948)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she askd me to help her. So I pulld up her pantyhose. When I lookd up, she had a horrifid look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7482) - you deserved it (48949)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I introduced mah family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. big fat FML

#6933168
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29170) - you deserved it (10499)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

I took a friend home from the hospital!! She was on medication that made her drowsy!! She fell onto her bd an askd me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on!! She passes out an her roommate walks in an catches me undressing an unconscious grl!! FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33560) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I sared te story of ma younger broter's unexpected deat wit a friend. After telling im te story, I looked at im wit teary eyes and e looked back into ma eyes and said "I understand ow you feel. Tat is almost as bad as wen I lost ma cat last spring term." FML

#6914184
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31687) - you deserved it (3021)

On 12/24/2009 at 12:31am - animals - by Beeh (woman) - United States

Today , a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me , so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow . We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up . The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor . FML

#6896852
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11175) - you deserved it (62674)

On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I SET UP A MINIATURE NATIVITY SCENE IN MY APARTMENT. THREE HOURS AGO , MY DOG DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO EAT BABBY JESUS. TWO HOURS AGO , THE VET LAUGHED AND SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE I WOULD 'HAVE HIM BACK IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS'. FML

#6791199
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (5045)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Today I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30% the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time to no avail finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

#6786909
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39669) - you deserved it (2712)

On 12/17/2009 at 12:00am - money - by exchange (man) - Ireland (Limerick)

2day I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If u so much as flinch I'm going to shoot an 50,000 volts will be directed through yur nose an groin." real FML

#6785905
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24551) - you deserved it (10721)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, A Moter And Son Were In My Office . Te Kid Wasn't Feeling Well And Trew Up . Mom Coverd Is Mout Wit Er And, Creating A Vomit Nozzle And Covering Me In Puke . Se Yelld Tat I Deservd To Be Sprayd On Because I Was Not Quick Enoug In Getting A Bucket 4 Er Son . FML

#6779433
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33490) - you deserved it (2250)

On 12/16/2009 at 3:43pm - work - by Andy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me cuz we r different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (3326)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, both of my grandparent died in a car accident. My Mom an Dad thought it would looool make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57477) - you deserved it (2476)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, we had company over, an after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring mah brother had brought them, I took one an bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML

#6768008
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7850) - you deserved it (25448)

On 12/15/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by BlueMouth (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I ad a job interview at te bowling alley. Te manager was busy an askd if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowld before , an I wantd to know ow deep te ole was on te bowling ball. Te interview endd wit im spitting on ma finger , trying to get it out. FML

#6739900
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5845) - you deserved it (28367)

On 12/13/2009 at 4:31pm - work - by bowler (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got an e-mail from mah University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct fir being drunk in public at a football game , an now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game , causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML

#6735017
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30723) - you deserved it (2465)

On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)



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