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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I received an email from my boss telling me how appreciated I was and how valuable I am to the company. I wish I hadn't scrolled down to read the included conversation where he asked his boss whether to lie to me about how good I was or not. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 11:00pm - work - by IHateMyJob - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)
Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version
Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex husband. My wifes excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
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