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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 October 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

#2411
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25477) - you deserved it (1896)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38431) - you deserved it (25197)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59366) - you deserved it (7833)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48935) - you deserved it (9091)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

#2215
13 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by TotallyFkd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
32 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (2082)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42455) - you deserved it (2416)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I received an email from my boss telling me how appreciated I was and how valuable I am to the company. I wish I hadn't scrolled down to read the included conversation where he asked his boss whether to lie to me about how good I was or not. FML

#1527
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19093) - you deserved it (1720)

On 01/17/2009 at 11:00pm - work - by IHateMyJob - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33960) - you deserved it (2456)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11513) - you deserved it (33935)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26712) - you deserved it (7957)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

#1065
35 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33722) - you deserved it (2799)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
43 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version



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