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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About construction : What can I say ?

Im a first year university student.
I started this new construction job giving me reason to use this name lol (you can't lie it's original aha)

Well I've had the FML application since it came out on the iPhone but I've never made a valid account which means I have a few years of trolling to do =P

I'm usually messing around =P
Plus who takes FML that seriously anyways ? Aha
Anywho if you'd like to find out some more just send me a message. =D

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML


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Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML


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