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complicated4
  • Town/Country : Lgv, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1490
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About complicated4 : name-jennifer daniella
im 17
i like tattoos i hav 4&i lik piercns i hav 8
i have big dreams&no one will crush them
partying,dancing,& music are pretty much the loves of my life
i love rock music till the death of me :P
shy wen u first met me
lov 2 b around ppl who can mak me laugh&always have fun
i like doing opposite of what im told to do
im pretty carefree and just do whatever pops in my mind lol
i tend to be a lil clueless and clumsy alot
bad habit of being negative toward myself
i lyk 2 b different i hate being lik everyone else
I hate drama
dnt lik me..doesnt bother me a bit:P
R.I.P. Johhny Villasenor[brother]
R.I.P. Jonathan Metoyer[cuz]

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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629 (401)

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, while I was at work, I heard one of my employees laughing on the phone. I told him to shut up and get back to work. Turns out he was actually crying because his father had just died. FML

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On 08/01/2010 at 8:34pm - work - by bloodymatzaball - United States

Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

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On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML

#12167424 (146)

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On 07/28/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by 34_22_34 (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792 (273)

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On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by edot (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)