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by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML
by Holls / 04/12/2012 at 9:47am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
by Sash / 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Krissy / 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by TwiceDaily,Kids / 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm / United States / Health
by I hate nasty people / 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Telemarket / 04/04/2012 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by gordogs 25 / 04/04/2012 at 6:53am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
by freakofnature / 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Work
by thammer / 03/27/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
by sheilob / 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Jen / 03/20/2012 at 1:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…