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coldashell

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coldashell's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

#19648207
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28416) - you deserved it (2141)

On 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40507) - you deserved it (5338)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49441) - you deserved it (4599)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was told I need two root canals. This is because my previous dentist did such a bad job on one of my teeth that the decay went through and transferred to its neighbor. FML

#19622172
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20358) - you deserved it (1900)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:55pm - health - by GrinningCynic - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

#19616275
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (3578)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11869) - you deserved it (37846)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31831) - you deserved it (3201)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

#19564569
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30448) - you deserved it (4937)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31694) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

#19558140
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31721) - you deserved it (3521)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by rolyat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

#19558069
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25614) - you deserved it (2031)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by karmafails (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

#19556007
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (6873)

On 04/30/2012 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by lowlife123 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

#19556007
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (6873)

On 04/30/2012 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by lowlife123 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

#19551468
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21494) - you deserved it (2131)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

#19549907
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18541) - you deserved it (5428)

On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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