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Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (4217)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (17435)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

#18145802
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (5516)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16424) - you deserved it (37046)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36740) - you deserved it (9372)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56201) - you deserved it (4394)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18973) - you deserved it (33886)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35319) - you deserved it (9636)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (6811)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32174) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15875) - you deserved it (43057)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61927) - you deserved it (3993)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14449) - you deserved it (80867)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42446) - you deserved it (12489)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30623) - you deserved it (7273)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)



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