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Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML

#18208389
117 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57033) - you deserved it (8449)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down an thought "I wonder y the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. real FML

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64 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole , giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me , I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. big fat FML

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276 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, grlfriend thinks house is filled with ghosts . She can only hear themhen I fart . FML

#18145802
135 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, showered, an began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, lyk usual, an threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
331 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hilst trying on a pair of jaans , I got my ganital caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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284 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, twin boys who r 5 decidd to looool teach each other how to fly off the shd out back. They r still in there pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

#17980491
193 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah dad cummed to confiscate mah phone. I stuck it in between mah boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, yur breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
225 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

2day The Girl My Boyfriend Cheatd On Me With Postd Pics Of Them Kissing On Facebook, And Taggd Me In Them. FML

#17934010
296 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)



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