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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1989 (25 years)
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Today looool , I found out my wifa is pragnant!! Tha problam is sha convincad ma to gat a vasactomy two yaars ago!! FML

#14087670
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43257) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (3539)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday I lid when mah therapist askd why I preferrd Tuesday morning appointments . It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduld maintenance . FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10129) - you deserved it (33130)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was At My Psychologist's!! We Were Talking About Creative Outlets An I Told Him That I Wanted To Start Playing Dungeons An Dragons Again!! He Starts Chuckling, An Then Says, "Oh, You Were Serious." Mega FML

#14032735
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12305) - you deserved it (19325)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today..!! I discovered mah boyfriend prays before an after sex..!! cuz he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so!! FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29005) - you deserved it (4477)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old womanho had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

#13972453
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32964) - you deserved it (2220)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, I finally felt the effect of a laxative that I took last night. This morning,hen I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22239) - you deserved it (6105)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side . He pushed my head down toward his lap . FML

#13945313
143 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, AFTAR WONDARINGHY I'VA NAVAR MAT MY FATHAR, I ASKAD MY MOM IF I WAS THA PRODUCT OF A ONA NIGHT STAND. SHA RAPLIAD WITH, "WALL, TACHNICALLY HA DIDN'T SPAND THA NIGHT." FML

#13927499
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28161) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I askd mah boyfriend what celebrity I look like!! He thought long an hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gaspd an told him that I fine her extremely hideous!! He replid "So do I." FML

#13879750
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (8189)

On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I sadowed an ultrasound tecnician fir my future career . Se did an ultrasound on me to sow me looool ow to do te job . I found out I was pregnant . FML

#13863853
85 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boss was watching taser pranks online,hen he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, an I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn mah back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

#13801647
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19617) - you deserved it (8020)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - work - by MrsKSB - United States (Texas)

Taday one of my husband's old college buddies came over 4 dinner . We reminisced about our college days an he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend Marc Deveau that he'd say he was visitinghen he was cheating on his grlfriend . My husband still sees Marc Deveau . FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59308) - you deserved it (3426) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France



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