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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1989 (25 years)
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Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

#14112923
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (15365)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

#14087670
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43318) - you deserved it (3605)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
136 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML

#14032735
98 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

#14014321
95 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

#13972453
95 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22295) - you deserved it (6107)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
143 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML

#13927499
65 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
107 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

#13801647
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19664) - you deserved it (8025)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - work - by MrsKSB - United States (Texas)



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