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cobaltjedi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

#18547813
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9550) - you deserved it (57602)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47389) - you deserved it (2168)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

#18479280
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36475) - you deserved it (3494)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (4943)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27138) - you deserved it (8006)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (4155)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45256) - you deserved it (8899)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML

#18092758
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28371) - you deserved it (5069)

On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51014) - you deserved it (8032)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (4617)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37158) - you deserved it (5535)

On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (17039)

On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

#17861962
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36862) - you deserved it (4416)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (2781)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (4590)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)



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