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cmkchris1
  • Town/Country : Bahhhston, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 178
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About cmkchris1 : Chillin with my dog Sasha. She's a Boss.

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Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24431) - you deserved it (1506)

On 01/16/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Kallian - United States

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Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33926) - you deserved it (3979)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38099) - you deserved it (2966)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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