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Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my mother insisted I dress very smartly in suit attire for my first job interview at a hippy-style retail store. My interviewer wore a poncho. I didn't get the job. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 2:20am - work - by frustrated - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 6:39am - animals - by dormeur - Sent from mobile version
Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by Mizzaroo - United States (Washington)
Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Kallian - United States
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States
Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
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On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while reading an erotic story I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by frustrated - United States (Florida)
Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
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On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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