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Cmac86's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

By Dani / Tuesday 24 January 2012 05:23 / Australia

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 23 January 2012 05:12 / United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 24 January 2012 00:10 / United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 04:18 / United States

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

By Suzie Leone - / Tuesday 24 January 2012 03:21 / United States