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Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably an talking to her friend during the movie. This continud throughout the movie, ruining it. I turnd an whisperd to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder an yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

Taday I was talking to the grl I've likd fir 2 yeres. We were assignd partners fir a History project so we were going to work on it at mah house. When she askd me fir drections , I told her I livd on Woodcock Road. She yelld slappd me and stormd off. I was serious.

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On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late 4 a few drinks next week. My dad startd his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists r out of my league. FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I went on a date with a grl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm ere for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy.

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On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , after a night of partying , I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today , I cummed out to mah dad. He called me weak minded an said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I cummed out as a vegetarian. fat FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a parking ticket fir $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. fat FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:22pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about mah gay partner . Yes, I have a gay partner . He is mah work partner an he happens to be gay . FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by charma (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I want to mah friand's housa 4 tha frst tima. As I was pulling up, I calld him and askd him if I could usa his bathroom. Ha told ma to just go in tha back and usa it, so i did. As i'm sitting on tha toilat, somaona knocks on tha door and asks maho I am. It wasn't mah friand's housa. FML

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On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' cummed "I suppose this is where I tell u that I'm married". FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am - love - by hannaholic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

yesterday I got myself a cool pair of colord contacts. I was wearing tem wile at ome, so tat I'll get usd to tem. Ten I ad to go to a job interview. I forgot to take tem out. I went to a job interview wit zebra-print eyes. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bieng pulled into a pool by mah girlfriend . To avoid ruining mah phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me . I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it . FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two yeres has been sending me through the mail 4 the last week. Turns out... it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML



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