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cloudiarose
  • Town/Country : Woodstock, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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