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cloudiarose

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33869) - you deserved it (11061)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

#17979790
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18251) - you deserved it (49721)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by happybudiess - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33968) - you deserved it (9279)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
183 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35829) - you deserved it (11837)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42949) - you deserved it (4370)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42949) - you deserved it (4370)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42949) - you deserved it (4370)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42949) - you deserved it (4370)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
329 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
171 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46361) - you deserved it (8270)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50871) - you deserved it (6089)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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