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  • Number of visits : 6190
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About clojo1112 : Hi my name is Chloe :)

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clojo1112's favorite FMLs

Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML

#2979
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23937) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:47am - love - by uninspired - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20202) - you deserved it (7989)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22073) - you deserved it (7522)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26385) - you deserved it (2035)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21039) - you deserved it (6422)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37057) - you deserved it (2372)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51859) - you deserved it (4453)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (84655)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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