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Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (39897) - you deserved it (4051)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

#98260 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (57691) - you deserved it (2071)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

#97729 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (77717) - you deserved it (5229)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (42932) - you deserved it (16853)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML

#55146 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (42793) - you deserved it (5763)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by manda (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my religious girlfriend of 8 months finally lets me have sex with her. She invites me over, and just when we are about to do it, her dad comes home from work 3 hours early. She said it is a sign from God that we have to wait. FML

#48148 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (54532) - you deserved it (15504)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by naynay007 (man) - United States

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (116548) - you deserved it (33122)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (53347) - you deserved it (4062)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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