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claferi
  • Town/Country : Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 591
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About claferi : I'm 16 years old. Half japanese half dominican.
I'm pretty random and definitely an introvert. (I actually enjoy being alone).
I listen to ALL music genres.(my iPod has to have the prize for the most random playlist ever.) Somehow I manage a way to enjoy every single one of them (unless it's really crappy). From classical music to math rock. From pop to avant-garde. Anything.
I have a very open personality, basically you can talk to me about anything.
I hate makeup. It just hides women's natural beauty. So I never use it.
Also, Clefairy's ;)

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Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32161) - you deserved it (4890)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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120 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
423 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
175 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
123 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

#15691728
167 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by stuckhome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

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112 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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